Funny NIGERIAN COMEDY VIDEO MC SHEM/transliteration

[phone rings and Shem picks it up]

Shem: Hello, Baby.

[inaudible]

Shem: Ehh. Eh?

[Shem pours his garri]

Shem: Aish!

[Shem kisses his teeth]

Shem: Nothing, nothing, the waiter is giving me food that is not my own.